whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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