My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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