So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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