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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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