I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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