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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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