What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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