Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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