New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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