Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize