tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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