I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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