Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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