Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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