i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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