I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
