i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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