I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
How's work?
Spinning.
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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