i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.