im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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