he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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