Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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