So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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