i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument