You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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