You surviving the open bar?
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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