It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
