I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
