he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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