The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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