I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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