some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
meet me or not, i'm out of control
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I am available for nakedness
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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