I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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