so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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