For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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