quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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