Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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