My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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