return my video game
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
