It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
