I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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We don't watch enough power rangers
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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