I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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