You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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