Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I party with great urgency now.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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