we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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