BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Text me some of your sweat
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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