just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
