You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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