Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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