Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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