I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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