You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My vagina is very pro this idea
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