Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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