I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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