Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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